BK's Random Thought Journal - Entry #01
Kim Jung-un Cannot Hit a Fastball. Or COULD He?!
So, today was game 4 of the World Series. But due to some familial obligations, I couldn't watch the first two hours of it live. Luckily, I was able to set my DVR to record it while I was away.
When the time had finally come to sit down for a meal with my wife in front of our living room TV, I was all set for three hours of couch potato practice. Lights, cameras, action! Roll intro.
A CGI video with dramatic music flashed on the screen: The Statue of Liberty was alive, swinging a gigantic bat, and smashing a spinning baseball into orbit. I was oh so close to have the words "Play ball!" call out from the screen, at last.
But then the pre-game hype-video suddenly stopped… Replaced by a pair of Japanese newscasters sitting behind a desk and bowing their head in deference to me and my wife.
"Konnichiwa, BS-News desu."
What the H-?
…North Korea had done it again.